It’s that time of the year again—when parents dust off their best “responsible adult” outfits and head to school for the almighty PTA meeting. Ideally, this should be a simple affair—meet the teachers, get updates on the kids, nod thoughtfully, and head home. But oh no, not on PTA! On our thriller series, the drama at the school meeting is enough to rival any blockbuster. 

Because let’s be real—some people would rather do anything else than sit through a meeting about their child's grades, while others treat it like a VIP gala. So, let’s break down the different types of parents you’ll find at these ever-eventful gatherings. You just might recognize one (or yourself)!

The Reluctant Dad – "Why am I here?"
Some dads really do not see the point of PTA meetings. Take Honourable Alhaji, for instance—he would much rather be making money than listening to teachers talk about assignments and school policies. As far as he’s concerned, he paid the fees, and that should be enough. If anything urgent comes up, well, that’s what emails are for, right? Wrong. Because his wife is not letting him skip this meeting. So here he is—sitting stiffly, arms crossed, counting down the minutes until he can escape.

The "We Sabi Everyone" Parents 
These parents are basically part of the school faculty at this point. They know every teacher by name, remember the last test their kid took, and have the PTA chairman on speed dial. Let’s not forget their strategic generosity. A little gift here, some “appreciation” there—because why not? It’s only right to "grease the palms" of those molding their child’s future, right?

The Principal’s Bestie 
These are the big shots of the school—the parents who single-handedly sponsor projects, fund renovations, and have their names engraved somewhere on a school plaque. Ayomide is one of them. The principal loves them, the teachers respect them, and they could skip the PTA meeting altogether. But where’s the fun in that? They still show up, shake a few hands, and remind everyone (not so subtly) that they’ve got the principal on speed dial.

The Angry Mum – "I need answers!"
PTA meetings are never complete without a fuming mum ready to set the school on fire. Honestly? Most of the time, she has every right to be mad. Take Dr. Nenge, for example. Her son has been bullied for months—by none other than the son of a high-ranking parent. And just when her child finally stands up for himself, he’s the one who gets suspended?!
Oh, somebody is getting a very public dressing-down today.

The Trendy Mama – "Too cool for PTA"
Some mums show up looking so fashionable that even the students do double takes. Just like Kimberly, the stylish socialite who believes in giving her daughter the life she never had.
With designer bags, perfectly styled hair, and a presence that commands attention, she’s a PTA icon. Of course, not everyone loves her—because haters gon’ hate. But does she care? Not at all.

The "All About the Money" Parent
These parents are here to audit the school. For the absurdly high tuition they pay, they expect world-class facilities. So if Mr. Chibuike notices one leaky faucet or an unfinished project, best believe he’s going to raise hell until he gets answers.

Which parent are you?
There you have it—the six types of parents you’ll spot at any PTA meeting. Which one do you think you’d be? If you want to see these parents in action, then don’t miss PTA on Africa Magic Showcase, airing Thursdays and Fridays at 8:30 PM. Trust us, these meetings are way more intense than they should be!